Getting bored of the same old exercise routine? Finding it hard to stay motivated for that less than challenging aerobics class? Do you think that being able to breathe while exercising is just way too easy? Well we have the solution for you. Give us a call now and you can rent the new and improved exercise buddy. The old exercise buddy would simply sit on your belly and hold still, but the new and improved exercise buddy throws a whole new twist into that boring routine.
You thought Chuck Norris was tough on you, try exercising with somebody sitting on your throat, or stepping on your face or other tender regions. That's right for a limited time this exercise buddy can be yours and if you call now we'll make sure he eats a few too many grapes for that extra gas that will really add an extra degree of difficulty. Just in time for summer, three 20 minute sessions a week and you'll have that body you've always dreamed of. Call now before it's too late as there are limited time slots available.
4 comments:
It's probably too late...but we'd like to hire the exercise buddy. Please, please pick us....we'll trade you our excercise buddy for yours. Hold off on the grapes.
You are in for it Tom...watch your back or watch your sign.
I'll pass, I have plenty of them already, gas and all.
K this is hilarious! I can see major info-merical success with the exercise buddy. It sure looks a lot harder than the "Ab" thingy. We have a two-year old that is in training for either the prison yard or the Olympics (we are not sure which one yet) But, I do believe the exercise buddy would be just the ticket he needs to keep him focused on his training.
LOL! What would your life be like without that little guy, um I mean exercise buddy!!! Now we just need to work on that farmer tan you got goin....I bet your EB could help with that somehow :)
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