unrealized potential

I went to the cannery last night to help can some beans and before we could go in they gave us all hair nets. I've never been so thankful that I didn't have facial hair however because all the guys that did had to wear one of these beauties...the beard net. I had a hard time focusing on the task at hand because I was laughing too much at all the guys that had to wear one of these. Somewhere amidst my laughter my mind started thinking about all the other uses one could have for one of these bad boys, and I realized the untapped potential of the beard net. For instance.....

The polygamist wife impromptu bonnet for special occasions when the regular bonnet is in the wash and company comes over.

The mullet net for all those times when your mullet is getting in your face such as cooking outdoors or riding a motorcycle. Free enough that wind will pass right through but rigid enough to hold your mullet in place when white rain alone won't do the trick.

The pet jock strap. You know they would ask for one if they could. Why do you think they're always itching and scratching there? Too much freedom causes irritation. These are a few of my favorites. I welcome your suggestions as I feel that I haven't even scratched the surface of possibilities.

Melon Mania

Jon and I were throwing some melons out at the 'ol VM the other day when a man approached us and asked me to pick him out a good watermelon. I live for these moments. All my 15+ years of training and background kicked in as I started inspecting the melons for the perfect one. The man asked me if I knew how to pick out a good one and so I proceeded to tell him all the tricks and tips I had learned over the years. Finally settling on one that I felt would be good I handed it to the man with satisfied pride. "This ought to be a good one" I told the man. He took the melon from me and set it down amongst the other melons and picked up a different one. "I like this one better" he informed me, "it's round". He grabbed his melon and left. Jon and I were left speechless. So apparently that's all it takes. It just needs to be round. I could have saved myself a lot of time over the years just looking for the round ones. At least now I know.

Rodeo time

It's been a family tradition every year around the 24th to go to the Ogden pioneer days rodeo. It's a chance to mingle with some of Weber Counties finest and to enjoy a nice evening together. I was a little dissapointed this year as we didn't get to see any drunk individuals spill their beer on the lady in front of them like last year (although we still saw plenty of drunk people). We also didn't have the privelege of having any selfish smokers nearby for me to throw peanuts at. All in all though it was a good time. Here's a few of the pictures we got from the evening.

Here's Tristyn holding Tracey's nieces little girl. She sure loved Tristyn. It was fun watching Tristyn practicing her mothering skills.

The world famous Budweiser clydesdales made an appearance. They were fun to watch. Impressive animals.

Can't see much here but this is a shot of the bull riding which is my favorite part other than the mutton busting.

Mighty mouse

One of my favorited cartoons as a kid was Mighty Mouse. I marveled at how such a small creature could do such big things. I finally met mighty mouse the other day. After we got home from the uintahs last week we had stopped to dump out the "dump" out of the trailer and I noticed two little eyes staring at me from the grill of the truck. On closer inspection I saw this little guy and his friend hanging out in the grill. They had made it all the way from Whitney reservoir clear back to Ogden. Over two hours of driving. Very impressive. So next time somebody tells you you can't do something think of mighty mouse.